Jokes by Levi
What did the ice cream say when the banana asked when it could come over?
Only on a sundae!
What does a drama king wear to bed?
Pa-dramas!
What do you call a swashbuckling rat?
A pi-rat!
What do you call a shoe that has a problem?
An is-shoe! (An issue)
What do you call a video game that you play with more than one person?
A "we!"
What do you call it when someone listens in on Christmas Eve?
Eves-dropping!
And one contributed by a friend:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Levi called me into his room saying, "Oliver's a quarterback." Oliver was on the bed on his tummy with 4 quarters on his back.
What does a crocodile say when it wants to be a rooster?
CROC-a-doodle-do!
