We just welcomed our newest family member today, Baby Will, born in Savannah, GA. He weighed in at 8 lbs., 7 oz. My petite cousin is more than happy to have him out in the world--both for the meeting of him but and for the relief to her seriously stretched abdomen.
Welcome to the world, Will!
Jokes by Levi
What did the ice cream say when the banana asked when it could come over?
Only on a sundae!
What does a drama king wear to bed?
Pa-dramas!
What do you call a swashbuckling rat?
A pi-rat!
What do you call a shoe that has a problem?
An is-shoe! (An issue)
What do you call a video game that you play with more than one person?
A "we!"
What do you call it when someone listens in on Christmas Eve?
Eves-dropping!
And one contributed by a friend:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Levi called me into his room saying, "Oliver's a quarterback." Oliver was on the bed on his tummy with 4 quarters on his back.
What does a crocodile say when it wants to be a rooster?
CROC-a-doodle-do!